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Is Destruction That Easy?



In comparison with building, destruction can be considered very easy. But come to think of it, is it really correct to say that destruction is easy and has no definite pattern? Perhaps; but you’ll soon agree with me (if you don’t already) that a patterned destruction will cause more calamity, in a much easier way, than one with no pattern.

Just imagine this scenario. You intend destroying a 3-storey building. There are several ways you can do this:


A.     You can buy a hammer, or a mallet, or even an axe and start hammering away at the bricks. If you’re strong enough, (and God helps you; I doubt if He will anyway) you may succeed in destroying a few dozen blocks before you get exhausted (and ‘hopefully’ arrested and put behind bars). What does it take? High energy, low output.


B.     You may employ 30 strong men to do the hammering with you. You will, of course, take lots of time and energy but I doubt if you will bring down the building. Soon enough, I bet law enforcement agencies will catch up with you and your 30 chumps & again, you’ll be placed behind bars. Even the use of machines e.g., a tractor, (the most popular) will take time, energy and resources.


C.     You see, the options really don’t seem to come to an end. But if it were me, a rapid, easy destruction will require me to employ a good strategy. I’LL USE BOMBS! Yes, you heard me, BOMBS. Strategically placed, good bombs (very good ones) dispersed around the building at strategic points will do the trick almost effortlessly.


All I have to do (after setting up the bombs) is to step back, locate myself at the nearest restaurant, where I can of course, observe the unfolding sequence of events (& hey, I’ll use a remote operated bomb).

I’ll grab a bottle of juice and some snack; have several bites and sips and slowly & majestically push the button; all beaming with smiles.

As the ‘miracle’ is taking place, I watch with glee, wait for a few minutes, then walk away with swagger to my car, and drive off an accomplished man. What does it take? Low energy; little time; good output.

Well, how does that sound for a patterned destruction? “Hey, what’s all these about?” you may ask. Well, I thought it would make more impact if I start this way as it will likely drive my point deeper into your mind. I’m talking about…


YOUR HEALTH!!!

You’ve heard time and again, that you should take very good care of your health. Good health is a necessity for long life, strength, achievements and fulfillment. You’ve been told several times; Avoid Sugar, Avoid Synthetic Foods, Quit Smoking, Avoid Alcohol, Don’t Abuse Drugs, Exercise Regularly, Take Natural Foods, Take Food Supplements, Feed Adequately, Eat Lots of Fruits & Vegetables, Take Lots of Water, Maintain Good Hygiene, Go for Periodic Checkups…, the list continues. But what do you do?

You employ 30 men! By ’30 men’ I mean lots of (probably up to 30) terrible health habits; Overeating, lack of exercise, lack of good, fresh & natural diet. I can’t list enough of them. What do you conclude? Well, silly things like these: “I feel just fine, nothing is wrong with me”, “I don’t have the time”, “Is there really cause for alarm?”, “Let me enjoy myself”, and other similar foolish conclusions.

You do not arrest those ’30 men’. You do not put them behind bars. You keep encouraging them by helping them achieve their goals of destroying your health. Well then, they keep hammering away, slowly, but surely; and they’ll probably even employ more men to help the process of destroying your 3-storey building, YOUR LIFE!

My advice for you is very simple. The world will obviously fare much better with one less fool. Stop wasting your time and probably the time of others. If you don’t want to live, others obviously do. Thousands die daily of starvation and hunger in developing countries all over the world. These are people that would have lived if they fed on a tenth of what you feed on daily. Or perhaps, if your property was sold and the proceeds given away to them as charity they would have survived. Do you think because you’re comfortable & well fed, that other people are like that?

I’m not telling you to end your bad health habits; you’ve probably heard that hundreds of times. I’M TELLING YOU TO END EVERYTHING!

Buy or borrow a good gun, (the bombs). Find a good sofa in your sitting room, (the restaurant). Prepare yourself a good meal & drink, obviously your last (the juice & snack). Sit down and enjoy yourself, for the last time, seeing your favorite movie. After the meal, relax for 5-10minutes, still sitting on your very comfortable couch & watching your favorite movie, polish the gun till it’s shining, put the nozzle into your mouth, and slowly PULL THE TRIGGER. I assure you, you won’t feel much: just what seems like a short sharp pain & nothing else, seriously. Also don’t worry about your body. If your relatives are reluctant in throwing you into the ground, Anatomy students will have a good education time tearing your flesh and knowing more about the human body (even though your brain is already shattered, they’ll still manage with the rest of your body).

The economy will improve; hopefully, less people will die due to starvation because the world has one fools mouth less to feed. You won’t have to put your family in financial stress catering for the complications that would have resulted when the complications of your horrible health habits-such as heart disease, cancers, infections, diabetes, stroke, and probably, a slow and painful death-start manifesting.

THE FASTER, THE BETTER. Make everything easy and stress free for everyone. We will all be hopefully happy to be relieved of your nauseating presence. Don’t follow the slow type you seem to be following now. Make It Easy. Do It Today!

To Your Easy Destruction…

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